*Thanks girls for all the makeup tips! I haven’t been out to get anything new yet, but will keep you posted. *1. I ate one lord knows how many handfuls of m&m’s this week. See evidence. #weightwatchersdropout 2. I found this in my desk while cleaning it out. No it is not mine, and I am not sure where it came from. My company does represent a gay travel association… so I’m bettin this was distributed in registration bags at one of their conferences. Still-this serves no purpose at the office.
3. I put extensions on my babies’. Yes. It was hysterical. Gotta teach ‘em young. Oh to be that blonde naturally… 4. I dressed as a cow in order to get free chic-fil-a. I am not above it. Comments my co-workers and I heard while entering the chicken establishment include:
“Oh… is this for adults too?”
“Move cows.” (from a 5 yr. old)
“My, what a nice herd you work with…”
5. I am mildly obsessed with my friend Britanny’s hair. I am doing it for her wedding next weekend and we did another practice run this week and might I just say that I think she looks just like a little Carrie.
6. While moving desks this morning, I got called out by IT for having a straightener plugged in under my desk, sitting atop my computer. They were less than thrilled with this fire hazard.7. It is raining, and that makes me not want to do anything tonight. Is that wrong? I would love a nap… but my social calendar says otherwise. Gloomy…yuck.
8. I had a nightmare last night that I was pregnant with a little baby guido with abs like the situation. He was born with gel in his hair and wrapped in an affliction blanket. So weird.9. I am the worst RSVPer in the world. I KNOW how bad this is. People need to know if you are coming to things. Especially things they are paying for! I just forget… that karma is gonna bite me one day I just know it.10. I obsessively polish my nails. In all seriousness like 3 times a week at least. I can’t stand it chipping. We are currently sporting strawberry margarita, but I am gonna go back to my signature bubble bath this weekend. Loves it. Nothing like a fresh mani and pedi to make you feel fresh.

Have a great weekend lovelies!