I think I am in love with Elliot Stabler.

Yes, you heard right. Fictional TV character. You know, the studly-badass-special-victims-cop with anger management issues? That would be the one.

My longtime addiction to SVU has grown since I got Netflix a few months ago and started re-watching from the very beginning. I kid you not, I carry the ipad around the house everywhere I go so I can adequately watch Benson and Stabler fight crime all over NYC.

I knew things were serious when last night I dreamed I was married to Elliot. I mean… common… look at him.

So.damn.beautiful.

And his badass-ness and tattoos only make him that much more appealing. Alas, Stabler left abruptly at the end of Season 12…which left many a fan scorned (ahem..) but he hasn’t closed the door on a return-should they approach him. So rest easy fellow SVU comrades… perhaps we will get our closure one day?  I wonder what he is doing now? In my mind he is still having Olivia’s back and making girls swoon all over America. Would it be a crime if I insisted he be shirtless one more time?

My allegiance doesn’t stop with Elliot, the whole cast is just perfect. Did you know Gorgeous Mariska Hargitay (Olivia Benson) is Jayne Mansfield’s daughter? There’s a little trivia for your Friday. And Ice-T, I mean, stop it. He has some of my favorite one-liners ever, like ever. So. funny.

I think someone needs to step in quickly, I am having a very hard time distinguishing real life from the show.

25 Signs You are an SVU Addict.  Yup, looks like it’s true.

TGIF!!!