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The Faux Mommy Diaries

September 19, 2013

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That is right. I have been a mom this week. That is why I have been MIA from most forms of social interaction. I miss you guys!

Remember these kiddos? I have talked about them numerous times, but they were my post-college full time gig, and luckily I get to still see them when I can!! The twins are now SEVEN!! They were 5 months old when I started watching them!! Sweet babies.

My days this week have been spent crafting baby hair masterpieces before school (PLL buns for all)

carting kiddos around in the bus (no but seriously it’s a bus. Thank goodness for that camera when i back up…)

packing delicious (and nutritious!) lunches

dominating the laundry room. It blows my mind how much laundry they go through between school clothes, activity clothes, play clothes, and pj’s. Outta control.

Keeping the house at it’s general level of immaculate-ness…

designing, printing AND addressing their b-day invites (to which they told me “you make your s’s weird” HA) true story, I do.

oh, and keeping a close watch on this guy, so he doesn’t be-turd any more rugs.

ALL while working full time! (shout out to you workin’ mommas out there)

I’ll be back to the single pug mom lifestyle next week.

That is all. Over and out.

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  1. Talk about best hairdos' in the first grade. I love the look of that laundry room. The girls are getting so big, from the looks of the invites they are going to have a FABULOUS birthday party. They have a cute lil puppy.

  2. Pamela says:

    Their hairstyles are adorable!! Loooove their laundry room area!! Gorgeous!

  3. Lauren says:

    Wow! this looks like tons of fun and LOTS of work!

  4. I feel like you would be the best babysitter/faux momma ever…I always used to love when a babysitter would do my hair, I'm sure they loved the buns you did! So stylin! 🙂

  5. Afsi says:

    Ha! You've done such a marvelous job! 😀

  6. SHAYNA says:

    Oh. Ma. Goodness! You have seriously had your hands full! So neat that you are still able to help them out & nanny them from time to time! I miss the little babies I used to nanny! They grow up SO fast!

  7. P!nky says:

    Awww those sweet sweet babies.

    So fun! love the hair.

  8. Lauren says:

    They are sooo sweet, love the little hairstyles and those invites are amazing 🙂

  9. Whitney says:

    I'm so so jealous of that laundry room! Not that I even enjoy doing laundry…but it's pretty! 🙂 Bet you are one worn out girl!

  10. Day Old News says:

    be-turd. New word of the day.

  11. Sinéad says:

    Tired just reading it!!

  12. Can I have that laundry room?? I feel like I would despise that chore a little less if I had that. Those PLL buns are so cute!

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