No seriously, I mean I have had my fair bout with da prozac, knowwhatimsayin‘, so it only seems natural my dog might go through spurts of depression right?
What are her symptoms? I’m so glad you asked.
1. She won’t talk to me. Hardly even says hello to me at the door.
2. She refuses to sleep next to me. Usually she sleeps under the covers right under my arm, we spoon if you will. Its precious, she’s like my cuddle toy, and lulls me to sleep with her rhythmic snorts. But recently she sleeps on the FOOT of the bed, on top of the covers, with her butt towards me.
I mean, classic cry for attention right?
3. she refuses to sit with me on the couch. And gives me the ‘what ya gonna do about it’ look
4. She made it very clear during the Bachelor Pad the other night, that she was not in the mood to even SEE me. Seriously Sadie? Is life so bad with me you have to attempt self suffocation?
I am such a good mommy. Yeah I am busy, but I make sure her life is as plush as that of a princess pug. She has a bb simonswarovski crystal collar for cryin’ out loud. She gets blog swag. She sleeps on a tempurpedic matress. She gets manicures (by moi of course). And she is harldy ever by herself, someone is always home, might just not be me.
I don’t know what’s going on. DON , who has her PHD in canine psychology, seems to think I have an unruly teenager at my house. I need to claim da respect back. I just hate it when the pig in the wig is mad at me! I take it so personal, and this to me friends, seems extremely personal.
I mean look at her, all buddy buddy with my sis currently. What gives Sade??
So I have decided Sadie and I are going to have a date this weekend, doggie spa, park, a romance rekindle it you will. Here we are in happier times…
What’s that you say? You think I am crazy obsessed with my dog? Psshh… at least I don’t buy wigs for my cats #crazycatladies