I wanted to tell y’all this story last night but iphone was being whack and deleted all the pics. Bogus. But they reappeared so I am just gonna go with it.
She is just the cutest sweetest little thing. Her and her hubs Matt are pretty smokin’ hot if you ask me. Exhibit A.
So Friday night at the rehearsal dinner, Jami was just minding her own business, waiting in line for the bathroom when all the sudden she heard a strange noise that sounded like a dog squeeky toy, and felt something furry brush across her leg. And that is when she saw it. She looked down and a BAT was inappropriately touching her. Jami screamed “MICHAEL!!” at the top of her lungs and stomped on the bat with her perfectly dainty little shoe. It is still unknown why she yelled for the groom instead of her husband, perhaps Matt is scared of Bats as well? 😉
Somehow in the madness the bat was kicked across the room, and yours truly decided this was definitely, a photo op. I am all for anti animal cruelty (I seriously take spiders outside as opposed to killing them!), but I mean what do you expect when 1. He didn’t even introduce himself before groping Jami, and b. he is a BAT for crying out loud. I am not sure of the bats fate, but I have a feeling it wasn’t good. I am ruling this one an accidental casualty, and clearly self defense IMHO.
Moral of the story- don’t have your rehearsal dinner in a historic home in downtown Lexington until you are sure it is flying rodent free. Or wear some sturdy heels for self-protection.
Also, here are some other pics from the wedding. A friend of mine posted these on good ole facey and you can see my bargain dress color and detail SO much better. This not having a camera charger is getting REAL old. Must order stat.
Also how much are we loving Bridey’s rehearsal dinner dress? Love it. Perhaps that beaut came from her Pageantina days? It was glorious.
And last but not least, because I love it so much, her is a closer up shot of my custom little top for wedding day. Thanks Dana, I LOVE you!
Be careful this week girls, and watch out for flying creatures. I am paranoid now from said incident.