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the funniest weekend ever

Well girls, my stomach muscles hurt from laughing. You are in for a treat, because I caught numerous parts of the weekend on film. 
Friday night I went to Carol’s
Poofs for all!
How cute is Chrissy’s pony? I made that happen. 
$15 Target dress worn with Le Loubie’s HA
By the end of the night I was comfortably fit in a pet habitat. Carol is a crazy cat lady, and apparently after a few glasses of vino, this seemed like a good idea. Please see the cat condo below. And yes that is my LEG in front of my head. 
Bahahahaha. Hahaha. 
Soooo then the next morning I wake up and get a call from my dearest Chrissy, and she says that I need to come get her and take her to the eye doctor. She slept in her contacts and ripped part of her cornea off when taking them out. NOT fun, hurts like a motha. 
While Chrissy was getting fixed up, Leah and I proceed to buy her an eyepatch. Insisting that she wear it to lunch. 
And she did. 
After the eye doctor adventure, we went to Harry’s for lunch… and stayed for 7 hours. 
After lunch, and dinner at Harry’s, the girls and I decided we needed to get some more wine. And that is when I peed my pants in the Liquor Barn. 
I have never laughed so much in my life. 
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  1. Leslie says:

    looks like you had a great weekend!! Love your videos! 😉

  2. safire says:

    hilarious! You looked amazing (in the silly pictures too! 🙂 Looks like you had a fantastic weekend!

  3. haha those videos are amazing! They reminded me A LOT of me and my friends! I love it!

  4. Michelle says:

    The video from the liquor store is hilarious. I haven't laughed that hard in a while. TOO funny

  5. Hahahahaha!! The liquor store video is hilarious!

  6. Mari says:

    Lol. the liquor store video is hilarious. Glad you had such a great weekend=)

  7. ♡ bAs says:

    Looks like so much fun! I totally wish I could make perfect poofs like you do!

  8. i just literally scream laughed. this reminds me of a slip & fall i had in high school.

    even better that it was in the liquor store!

    love it!

  9. Jamie says:

    That last video is hilarious!

  10. Oh my goodness gracious. Aren't you glad you have a blog for reasons like this …whenever you're having a bad day (or whenever I'm having a bad day, for that matter), looking back on this post will make ANYONE feel happy!

  11. Oh my goodness gracious. Aren't you glad you have a blog for reasons like this …whenever you're having a bad day (or whenever I'm having a bad day, for that matter), looking back on this post will make ANYONE feel happy!

  12. Amber says:

    That liqour store video is the funniest thing I have ever seen! The silent laughter that was going on made me want to pee my pants too! luvs it!

  13. Katy says:

    Bahahahaha! LOVE the acrobatics in the cat condo, and LOU LOU why didn't you bedazzle her eye patch?!

  14. hahaha. omg. the last video is HILARIOUS. I can't imagine how hard you must have laughed. love this post so much. super fun. hope you had an amazing weekend. xoxo

  15. I adore the hair.

    A friendly hello from your newest follower.

    I am also in LOVE with Chrissy's dress. Wondering where I could find something that adorable.

  16. Kate says:

    Not gonna lie, you and your girl friends are my kinda gals!! Freaking hilarious and looking all cute while at it!

  17. Holly says:

    Too funny!! Glad you had a great weekend!

  18. there are tears i am laughing so much! looks like a fab weekend!

  19. Hilarious! you know I try for a poof that big and cannot do it.

  20. Sole Matters says:

    the cat pictures: really? LOL! niiiice. i bought a mini tresemme this weekend! poor chrissy.

  21. Lindsey says:

    Still laughing about waking up to a pic of you in the cat tower. Very impressed your leg was like that. I couldn't read this post last night because there was alcohol involved and I would have puked at the sight of it. I LOL'd IRL at the video of y'all in the liquor store. So something my friends and I would do. Eye patch = ridic! I can only imagine the shenanigans we will get into. I'm preparing my liver now.

  22. Have you done a hair poof demonstrational video? If not, I think one is necessary! I always try to do mine and it always falls down or isn't poofy enough! Help!


  23. Samantha says:

    Wow. Now that looks like a fun weekend!! 🙂

  24. Krisha says:

    The eye patch= Genius!!

    Holy Abdominal muscles!! I have been rolling laughing at the liquor store video. HILARIOUS!!

  25. you are so good with hair! wish I had some of your skills. dying to watch that video but I'm at work:(

  26. Day Old News says:

    Love that the camera is bouncing along to show when you are laughing so hard it's silent. I myself had an eye patch experience. En route to Breckenridge, CO, a piece of glass blew in my eye & my friends made me wear the patch all weekend. It was hilarious.

  27. Mateya says:

    Omg that last video is hilarious! I about died when I saw that guy turn the corner with his cart and the girls just went back to acting like normal hahah! Too funny!

  28. Summer says:

    I absolutely love that you rocked a $15 Target dress with your Louboutins! That's totally something I would do… love love LOVE Target, but I also heart Loubs!

  29. Kerr says:

    this is great! you had me at harry's and liquor barn. I could really go for some mini ham and cheeses right now. yum. I hope your friends eye gets better!

  30. Rachel says:

    Ohmahword. Howwww did you get your foot next to your face like that?! Like a lady!
    Y'all are sweet friends. Make me miss mah girlfrands!
    Have a great week!

  31. Ashley says:

    Your videos are so hilarious! Love it!

  32. Raven says:

    we went to lunch and stayed for 7 hours. So my thing. awesomeness.

    I have fallen asleep in my contacts and have done the exact same thing! It hurts like hell! Only I didn't have friends cool enough that would buy me an eye patch and make me wear it all day.

  33. bahahahahaha poor Chrissy 🙁 first the eye, then the falling in liquor barn… bless her heart! 🙁 lol

  34. bnfunky says:

    I literally just laughed my butt off at this post. Thank you for posting this!!!

  35. Natty says:

    Hey girl! Ive been reading your blog for a little while but I've recently become obsessed with it! Youre my #1 read on my reader now 🙂

  36. hahah I LOVE everything about this post!

    you and your friends remind me of me and mine! always an adventure!

    i love the last video where the camera is shaking because you're laughing…too funny!

    oh and you pulled off the loubs/target look VERY well!!


  37. Courtney Ash says:

    Okay so first off we OBVIOUSLY your awesome!! haha This post made me LOL! Loveee your blog so so much! Target=AH-mazing and hair poofs I mean common:) my friends call me the queen of tease if that tells you anything 😉 SO stoked I found your blog!

  38. Kori Donahue says:

    You are too fun sweetie! I love this post! BTW loving your sunglasses…glad you had a blast. Kori xoxo

  39. Bad Joan says:

    That video is hilarious!

    Love that first blue dress on you!

  40. If I were a millionaire, I would hire a camera crew to record your weekends. Seriously.

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