I meet Miss Underwood, err Mrs. Fisher TOMORROW. And I have no clue what to say to her.
You all know of my love for her, so I want to come across as the “cool girl she could totally be friends with” in hopes that she will remember me, invite me up onstage with her, and then hire me to be her personal assistant. But at the very least, think I am a normal gal and not a psycho crazed fan.
I have been drafting many a conversation starter… but have scraped them all. Everything I come up with sounds so cliché and stupid. Two things which I refuse to be in front of my idol.
So HELP! What should I say to her! I need a witty clever opening line, and then some key points to keep the convo going. My one shot at becoming her BFF hangs on about a minute and a half. This assignment is CRUCIAL and your most important one yet!
So I have decided that we are going to do a contest. Winner with the line/conversation piece/whatever etc. that I actually use in my convo with Carrie will win a very fun something from the concert 😉 I promise it will be a goody, and it might be signed… but I can’t promise anything.
Things that are not acceptable for me to say include:
“I just really love your music…”
“wow you are so pretty in person…”
“I am your BIGGEST fan…”
“I loved you on American Idol…”
“I tried to make my hair look like yours, see?SEE…?”
“I blog about you weekly… here is my card…”
“I am going to name my first born Carrie…”
You get the idea. We are trying to make me look cool, calm and collected and less “stalker-like”.
So girls gimme your best… tell me what you got… this is SERIOUS because if I become her BFF, that means lots of perks for YOU girls!
Hahaha. Love you all!