So I would have to say my favorite part of every morning is watching Saved By The Bell re-runs on TBS. Luckily, they run from 7- I don’t even know, but I do know I have to leave my house by the commercial break of the second episode. If the show comes back on after the break I know…”uh-oh… no time for McD’s/Chic-fil-a diet coke today, bummer.” This morning I caught most of the episode when Tony Crane came to substitute for Mrs. Simpson (who is practically deaf) and the girls all go ga-ga over him. What I couldn’t fathom the most were the wedding dresses Lisa, Kelly, and Jesse wore in their little Tony Crane wedding fantasy. Were they serious, and did woman ACTUALLY wear wedding dresses with large bows on the butts and sleeves channeling Lady Ga-Ga? So bizarre. I really tried to find a pic from this exact episode, and if you have one please let me know, but the dresses looked something like this:
NOT OK. And I am not even going to comment on this headpiece. Or the ever classy double wedding.
To all the brides from the 80’s and 90’s I am sorry. I am sorry you had nothing better to chose from than dresses such as these. I have always wanted to have “bridal party from the 80’s/90’s” themed bachelorette party for one of my girlfriends. But for some reason, no one ever goes for it. I did run into a bachelorette party like this once in Tampa. Exhibit A: bridesmaid.