Hey girls! Let’s chat.
More specifically, about this handsome Brit. HELLO, how am I JUST jumpin’ on the ‘Prince Harry is a stud’ train?
Seriously. I mean, common.
Dead. Sexy. Man. Meat.
So clearly he doesn’t want to be with this train wreck, right?
So I have decided that I, PinkLouLou, am without a doubt the best candidate for Prince Harry. Princess Lou Lou? I get to KEEP my initials? You can’t make this stuff up.
I know he would just love me if he gave me a chance, I mean
a. I like fine wines
b. I can speak french (after two glasses of said wine)
c. I look FABULOUS in a tiara
d. I am a fantastic kisser
e. Pugs use to be considered ROYALTY…
What more could the bro of the soon to be King of England ask for?
Just think, if I married Prince Harry, it would be like the Royal Wedding meets the Kardashian’s (with a splash of Sharpay Evans) across the pond! TELL me E! wouldn’t pick that up…
Just so you can fully envision this glittery shebang like I am, please see below.
BAM. Meet my bridesmaids.
You may see some familiar faces in there, I picked out my bloggy buddy’s who I knew wouldn’t kill me for photoshhopping their heads on Disney characters.
From left we have:
as Jasmin (I mean common, she would be most likely to have a tiger sidekick, a la Miss Britney Spears style)
as Snow White (are we not DIGGING her new blonde bob y’all?)
Baby Lou Lou as Mulan (she is so worldly)
Moi, PLL, as le bride Cinderella.
Lil’ Lou Lou as Pocahontas (because she befriends woodland creatures)
as…. Who is this green chic anyway? She wasn’t around in the 80’s (Also please be kind, Jess seems to have had a self-tanning mishap)
as Belle… hmmm no specific reason, I just love Carol.
as Ariel, for obvious red-headed reasons 😉
So IN conclusion…
All those in favor of me marrying Prince Harry please say aye.
I already know what Prince Harry will say.