1. I am not a soccer mom, nor do I think I will ever be a very good one.
2. I looked like an idiot in leggings, a Vickies Secret Pink oversized sweatshirt and FLIP FLOPS in 40 degree rainy weather. #FAIL
3. rain+soccer game+3 kids under 6+cow sighting at Chic-fil-a = babysitter needs a drink
Lucky for me big sissy doesn’t judge if I have a glass of wine, she knows it is probably warranted. Unless you count the time I accidentally showed up to babysit a leeeeetle tipsy. That is an unfortunate story for another day…