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OMG LMAO. I sound like a pre teen… but this is hysterical.

Got these in an email from my Erin friend today. I was crying laughing. This has happened to me SO many times before. Damn you auto correct!
I apologize, most of these are pretty profane. But so so funny…



OH my my… that was funny.

Anyways, filming some hair tutorials tonight. I have heard from some of you lovelies that you are having some issues a fixin’ the weave. Talk soon-

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  1. Caitlin says:

    Thanks for the laugh! These are so funny! Hope you have a great day!

  2. Oh my gosh! I died laughing, I don't have an iPhone so I don't have these problems but they sound so funny.

  3. Heather says:

    Hahahaha…can't stop laughing! I love DYAC.

  4. J and A says:

    oh my gosh. crying lauging at work!!!

  5. Katy says:

    seriously.dying. laughing. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA.
    wtf is a camel whore?!!!!

  6. Bahahaha!!! The first one cracked me up the most–Disney to divorce? That poor person getting a text that the parents are divorcing next month. Oh my goodness!

  7. Emma says:

    Thanks you so much for the laughs today…gotta love auto correct

  8. This had me laughing out loud. I actually have a post about this. Scroll down to the one about me watching "porno".

    http://westerhold.blogspot.com/2010/10/iphone-funnies.html

  9. Ashley says:

    those were amazing! =) thanks for sharing this with us =)

  10. hahahah i love these!!! tooo funny!! πŸ™‚

    thanks for sharing!

    xoxox

  11. Megan says:

    HAHAHAHA I had to save some of these to my computer, they are hilarious!

  12. Mandy says:

    Oh my gosh!! Those are hilarious! Definitely made me laugh! P.S. Can't wait to see the hair tutorial!

  13. Sara L. says:

    these are too funny πŸ™‚

  14. Katelyn says:

    These are soo funny! Thanks for sharing, I needed a good laugh on this boring, rainy day πŸ™‚ I think the cockslap was my favorite one haha

  15. lexilives says:

    my stomach hurts from laughing so much. also my bosses think i am a lunatic.

    youre the best PLL

  16. Michelle says:

    these are definately hilarious!

  17. Miss K says:

    I love that site! another good one is http://www.whenparentstext.com

  18. Brittany says:

    Oh my god. I just died laughing!!! I have tears in my eyes. Thank you for making my day πŸ™‚ I can't pick which one I like better but the Disney to divorce was something else! Poor kid, lol

  19. I can never get enough of these!!! Dying laughing over here.

  20. The Aly Way says:

    Thank you for posting! I needed a pick-me-up!
    xoxo,
    Aly

  21. Mateya says:

    Wow those are hilarious! I am laughing out loud at my desk here…my co-workers probably think I'm crazy!

  22. Katie says:

    Those are SO hilarious!! Thanks for putting a little laughter in to my day! xo

  23. AbbyS. says:

    YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MNUCH I NEEDED THESE TODAY!!
    Thank you so much for making me laugh!
    I hate auto correct!

  24. Venassa says:

    Omg I'm dying here, those are awesome. I've never been on that site before but it is my new favorite.

  25. Jamie says:

    I just found this site a few weeks ago…SO funny!

  26. Haha – I love that site!

  27. Aaaah I was laughing so hard at all these this is hilarious. I like how it's only the iPhones that have the most issues with their auto correct lol.

  28. Jes says:

    thank you for sharing that! I haven't laughed that hard in a while!

  29. Jennifer says:

    OMG way toooo FUNNY!!! and YA for the tutorials!!!!!!! Can't wait!

  30. so funny…I love that website!!!

    P.S. I need help doing a bump…yours always look so good and mine…not so much!! Haha

  31. Leah says:

    still laughing! thanks for sharing!

  32. Heather says:

    OMG!!! Laughing my ass off. This totally made my day πŸ™‚ I can't stop laughing…

  33. Jill says:

    I pretty much laugh till I cry every time I visit that site!!!! pink puffy hearts it! I'm mid-process of painting my nails…Teasey Does It! You've got me hooked on it! πŸ™‚

  34. Lauren says:

    oh my god I can't stop laughing…LOVE these!

  35. Hahah, those are hilarious!!

  36. Kelly B says:

    That MADE my day – it is ooohhh so true…. I can not stop laughing. Thank you so much – I needed that πŸ™‚

  37. Samantha says:

    I have tears in my eyes I am laughing so hard!

  38. Kerr says:

    this stuff is hilarious! I was reading it at work and had to stop bc everyone was looking at me!

  39. Glitterista says:

    I think this is one of the best websites EVER. I cannot stop laughing. Hahahahaha.

  40. Ashley says:

    I love that website! Those are pretty fantastic!

  41. I absolutely love your blog, it is adorable! This post was absolutely hilarious! I will have to check out this website! Also, I'm your newest follower ; )

  42. Hahahahaha! I love that website!…Sadly, I'm not allowed to read it at work because I can't control my laughter :-(. It never fails to crack me up though. Happy Tuesday LouLou!

  43. Chrissi says:

    This made me laugh so hard that I had tears! I read this at work, and two of my co workers came in my office to see what I was so hysterical about. Thanks for a good laugh!

  44. Mighty Burns says:

    LMAO! Holy Mother Of God i really needed that today thank you!

  45. Adrienne says:

    Oh those are hilarious! Happens to me all the time, can be so frustrating but good for a laugh!

  46. Jessica says:

    lol… i actually found the website last night & spent most of the night & this AM reading them! heehee!

  47. Day Old News says:

    I was laughing so loudly at this that half the office has come by to read. So awesome.

  48. Kim says:

    This is beyond hilarious! Love it!

  49. Lindsay says:

    I'm crying over here from laughing so hard! Thanks for sharing!

  50. Tarryn says:

    this is AMAZING I love it! It happens to me too but not so crazy like some of these! πŸ™‚

  51. Megan says:

    Thank you… that just made my evening!

  52. I just visited your blog for the first time and found this post. I had a rough day and this just made my night. I am sitting in bed laughing literally out loud! Thanks for the laughs.

  53. Alyce says:

    Hahaha these are so funny!
    Thanks for posting them. Your blog is great – so pretty πŸ™‚

    xx Alyce
    http://alycefashionland.blogspot.com

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